So now all bitter clingers are instructed that Hillary Clinton’s emails — cherry-picked by her flunkies, reported by her media groupies — somehow “humanize” her.
In other words, you are supposed to read her emails and think, “Hey — ya know, Hillary’s just another ‘everyday American’ like me!”
OK, so let’s check her emails out. Here’s one from July 2, 2009. Tell me this hasn’t happened to you, Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Sixpack. You need to fly somewhere, so you tell your assistant — you do have an assistant, right? — to make you a reservation, not for a seat, but for an entire private jet.
And your assistant Huma, who is married to a perv ex-Congressman whose alias is “Carlos Danger,” gives you the bad news.
“The g3 (Gulfstream 3) is delayed till 5pm wheels up. There is a lear available at 2pm with 6 seats. Do u want to just leave at 5?”
Huma, do you really expect an everyday American like Hillary to settle for a tiny private jet that seats only six? She ordered you to get a 19-seat Gulfstream, as befits Her Highness. Haven’t we all drawn that line in the sand — I refuse to get on any private jet with fewer than 19 seats! Don’t you know who I am?
This next one is from Cheryl Mills, a top aide who has issued orders to the Foggy Bottom minions to stop “twittering” under Hillary’s name. This email to another aide was sent out at 3:47 p.m. on a Friday afternoon in May 2009.
“You need to walk this to HRC if she is not gone.”
I’m going to go out on a limb and say she was already gone. Friday afternoon means early slide, right, Hillary?
Did you ever want a nice cold drink in the afternoon? Of course you did. And you can do one of two things. Number one, get up and get it yourself. Number two, email your aide to order another lackey, or server, or waitress, or whatever, to bring you the drink.
Can you guess which option Hillary selected on Sept. 30, 2009?
“Pls call Sarah and ask her if she can get me some iced tea.”
Sometimes, when you’re spending the weekend in China, you see something you like. So on Dec. 15, 2009, Hillary emailed yet another payroll patriot:
“Can you contact your protocol friend in China and ask him if I could get photos of the carpets in the rooms I met in w/POTUS during the recent trip? I love their designs and the way they appeared carved. Any chance we can get this?”
If you read between the lines, what Hillary’s really asking is for the Red Chinese to give the rugs to her — on the arm, gratis, for free! Surely it would be an honor for the Chinese to comp them those nice rugs.
Next, Sonia Sotomayor, the “wise Latina woman” who was confirmed to the Supreme Court in May 2009. Hillary emails another aide ordering her to get a number so she can call and congratulate Sotomayor. Only Hillary spells her name “Sotomyer.”
Misspelling a Hispanic’s name? Isn’t that a “microaggression?” Hey Hillary, call Huma and tell her to get me an iced tea. And make it snappy!
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