John Wall’s first signature shoe, the J Wall 1, will hit Foot Locker stores on Halloween, but as this new commercial predicts, it could be the beginning of the end for the Wizards star. One day you’re playing in a shoe bearing your own name, the next your selling 5-year-old Nissan Altimas.

The J Wall 1 comes in a number of different colorways, but we like the red-and-blue, which matches perfectly with the Wizards’ stellar road jerseys.