Gary Kubiak, who was fired by the Texans two years ago, is all smiles after winning the Super Bowl in his first season as Broncos head coach. David J. Phillip/STF
Carolina Panthers' Cam newton congratulates Denver Broncos' Peyton Manning after Broncos' 24-10 win in Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sunday, February 7, 2016. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Peyton Manning andHead Coach Gary Kubiak celebrate after winning Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Super Bowl MVP Denver Broncos' Von Miller with Vince Lombardi trophy after 24-10 win over Carolina Panthers during Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sunday, February 7, 2016. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Denver's Peyton Manning, 18 celebrates the victory, as the Denver Broncos win the Super Bowl 24-10 over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sun. February 7, 2016. Michael Macor
Denver Broncos' C.J. Anderson celebrates a fourth quarter touchdown during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Denver head coach Gary Kubiak gets a bucket of gatorade on his head as the Denver Broncos win the Super Bowl 24-10 over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sun. February 7, 2016. Michael Macor
Fans celebrate with Miles the Denver mascot as the Denver Broncos win the Super Bowl 24-10 over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sun. February 7, 2016. Michael Macor
The Denver Broncos celebrate with the Vince Lombardi trophy after 24-10 win over Carolina Panthers during Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sunday, February 7, 2016. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Peyton Manning with Vince Lombardi trophy after 24-10 win over Carolina Panthers during Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sunday, February 7, 2016. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Denver's Peyton Manning, 18 celebrates the victory, as the Denver Broncos win the Super Bowl 24-10 over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sun. February 7, 2016. Michael Macor
Denver Broncos' cheerleaders play with confetti after Broncos' 24-10 win over Carolina Panthers during Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sunday, February 7, 2016. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' cheerleaders play with confetti after Broncos' 24-10 win over Carolina Panthers during Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sunday, February 7, 2016. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Denver's Virgil Green, 85 celebrates the victory, as the Denver Broncos win the Super Bowl 24-10 over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sun. February 7, 2016. Michael Macor
Denver's Peyton Manning, 18 and Aqib Talib, 21 celebrate the victory, as the Denver Broncos win the Super Bowl 24-10 over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sun. February 7, 2016. Michael Macor
Denver Broncos' Darian Stewart celebrates after the Denver Broncos defeated the Carolina Panthers 24 to 10 in Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Denver's Cody Latimer, 14 leads the charge onto the field, as the Denver Broncos win the Super Bowl 24-10 over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sun. February 7, 2016. Michael Macor
Denver Broncos' T.J. Ward celebrates after the Denver Broncos defeated the Carolina Panthers 24 to 10 in Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Malik Jackson recovers a Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton fumble in the end zone for a touchdown in the first quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Peyton Manning on video board after 24-10 win over Carolina Panthers during Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sunday, February 7, 2016. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
C.J. Anderson #22 of the Denver Broncos celebrates after scoring a 2-yard touchdown in the fourth quarter against the Carolina Panthers during Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium on February 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, California. (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images) Maddie Meyer/Getty Images
Denver Broncos' T.J. Ward chases down a Cam Newton fumble in the fourth quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' T.J. Ward, Brandon Marshall, and Darian Stewart celebrate a fourth quarter Cam Newton fumble recovery during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Carolina's Cam Newton, 1 is slow getting after the Broncos forced a fumble which was recovered by the Broncos in the fourth quarter and led to a score, as the Denver Broncos went on to win the Super Bowl 24-10 over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sun. February 7, 2016. Michael Macor
Carolina Panthers' Graham Gano misses a third quarter field goal attempt during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Macor/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Aqib Talib grabs Carolina Panthers' Corey Brown's face mask in the second quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Bennie Fowler celebrates a fourth quarter touchdown during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton escapes a sack in the third quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Macor/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton scrambles in 4th quarter of 24-10 loss to Denver Broncos during Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sunday, February 7, 2016. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' T.J. Ward recovers a fourth quarter Cam Newton fumble during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Short/Special to The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' DeMarcus Ware sacks Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton in the fourth quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
DeMarcus Ware celebrates a fourth quarter sack during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Monday, Feb. 8, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Short/Special to The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' DeMarcus Ware pulls at Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton in the third quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Virgil Green recovers a Peyton Manning fumble in the third quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Short/Special to The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton is sacked in the third quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Macor/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton is sacked in the third quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Macor/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Emmanuel Sanders runs in the third quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Macor/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton escapes a sack in the third quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Macor/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Peyton Manning is seen in the first quarter Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' T.J. Ward, Von Miller, and Darian Stewart celebrate a first quarter sack during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton is sacked in the second quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton is forced out of the pocket in the second quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton fumbles the ball resulting in a Denver Broncos' touchdown in the first quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. James Tensuan/Special to The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Brandon McManus kicks a third quarter field goal making the score 16 to 7 with the Broncos leading during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton is tackled by Denver Broncos' DeMarcus Ware in the third quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Kony Ealy runs after intercepting a Denver Broncos' Peyton Manning pass in the second quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Macor/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Kyle Love and Kony Ealy celebrate a second quarter interception during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Macor/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Jonathan Stewart jumps into the end zone for a second quarter touchdown during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Macor/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton runs in the second quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Macor/The Chronicle
Brandon McManus kicks a field goal in the first quarter making the score 3 to 0 during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton is seen in first quarter action during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Luke Kuechly sacks Denver Broncos' Peyton Manning in the first quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Malik Jackson recovers a Cam Newton fumble for a touchdown in the first quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. James Tensuan/Special to The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Head Coach Gary Kubiak paces the side line during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Macor/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' C.J. Anderson runs in the second quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' C.J. Anderson runs in the second quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton is knocked out of bounds by Denver Broncos' Von Miller in the second quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Jonathan Stewart scores a second quarter touchdown during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
The Carolina Panthers celebrate a Kony Ealy interception in the second quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Brandon McManus kicks a first quarter field goal during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Von Miller celebrates a sack during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton is knocked out of bounds by Denver Broncos' Von Miller in the second quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton slides under Denver Broncos' T.J. Ward in the second quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Shiloh Keo and Malik Jackson celebrate a fumble recovery resulting in a touchdown in the first quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Jonathan Stewart jumps over the pack for a touchdown in the second quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Malik Jackson and DeMarcus Ware chase a Cam Newton fumble for a touchdown during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton reaches for a fumble that resulted in a Denver Broncos touchdown during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Steph Curry watches Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton reaches for a fumble that resulted in a Denver Broncos touchdown during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Von Miller strips Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton of the ball for a fumble resulting in a Denver Broncos' touchdown in the first quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Macor/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Von Miller strips Carolina Panthers' Cam Newton of the ball for a fumble resulting in a Denver Broncos' touchdown in the first quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Macor/The Chronicle
Denver Broncos' Von Miller celebrates a sack in the first quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Michael Macor/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Head Coach Ron Rivera talks to an official during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Carolina Panthers' Ted Ginn Jr. is tackled by Denver Broncos' Kayvon Webster in the first quarter during Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Scott Strazzante/The Chronicle
Pyrotechnics go off before the introduction of the Carolina Panthers before Super Bowl 50 between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on Sunday, Feb. 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, Calif. Carlos Avila Gonzalez/The Chronicle
The Golden State Warriors' Stephen Curry gets the Carolina fans worked up by beating a drum before the start of the game, as the Denver Broncos prepare to take on the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif., on Sun. February 7, 2016. Michael Macor So many of you went to bed last night with mixed emotions.
Despite chuckling as I write this, I come not to mock your pain. No, really.
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You probably do not find it funny that so many men you unceremoniously ran out of town took a confetti shower at the Super Bowl on Sunday, but I think it is hilarious that 13 former Texans and coaches are with the title-winning Broncos.
Former Texans coaches Gary Kubiak and Wade Phillips, two great Houstonians (yeah Wade had enough ties to the city that we claim him), are Super Bowl champions.
Meanwhile Bill O'Brien, the current Texans head coach, spent Monday morning co-hosting "Mike and Mike" on ESPN.
Now, as I have told you many, many times, I'm not one to say "I told you so." That's just rude.
But I have been known to remind you that I informed you thusly.
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All of you who said Kubiak wasn't capable of winning a Super Bowl should apologize for arguing with those of us who said he was.
That isn't to say that Kubiak shouldn't have been fired while the Texans were on their way to a 2-14 mark in 2013.
Hell, had I been the Texans owner I would have let him go a few years sooner. Then again, had I been the owner, I wouldn't have let Kubiak bungle his defensive coordinator hire so badly in 2009.
How can you think Kubiak is a Super Bowl-capable coach, yet think he should have been fired in 2009?
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Kubiak is a much better coach now than he was then.
Now he has had Phillips at his side for four seasons. He makes better decisions. He is still ultra-conservative at times, but his clock management has improved. And he is more consistent.
He has a winning calm about him. And he is far more confident now than he was in 2009, when he went against logic, reason and even his own history at times, which made his decision-making suspect.
Kubiak's people skills have always been superb. We saw evidence of that in how he managed Peyton Manning this season.
To take a legend, bench him midseason, then sit him, then convince him to come off the bench and let the game come to him in the playoffs takes a deft hand.
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In 26 previous playoff games, only once – in a 41-0 loss to the Jets in 2003 – had Manning thrown for fewer yards than the 141 he had in the win over the Panthers in the Super Bowl.
So, yeah, Kubiak is a Super Bowl-winning coach, because he did some Super Bowl-caliber coaching this season.
Winning the Super Bowl with this version of Manning is far more impressive than O'Brien going 9-7 with four quarterbacks and posting the worst home shutout playoff loss since the 1970 merger.
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As for Phillips, his defense handled Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady and Cam Newton in the playoffs, allowing just one touchdown pass to the group.
To borrow from his father, Phillips' defense saw the Super Bowl door and kicked that you-know-what in.
Then, per a video on TMZ, the 68-year-old finished the night by doing Newton's signature dance and dabbin' on em while dancing with his lovely wife Laurie at the Broncos' victory party. Outstanding.
And I can't stop laughing.