Gather round, children, and listen to the story of the emperor’s new piano.
Is this like the emperor’s new clothes?
Yes, my love. Because this is a very special piano. It is see-through! And even though it is see-through, it is very expensive. And difficult to move.
I don’t understand.
Just because you are rich does not mean you don’t suffer the same problems as normal people.
Oh yes. You mean like verrucas, politics in 2018 and death?
Yes, darling. And getting awkward furniture out of your house. The Australian supermodel Miranda Kerr lives in a very expensive mansion in Malibu. And at the centre of her palace is an incredibly expensive see-through crystal grand piano. She received it as a gift, but now it’s