Open Post: Hosted By Britney Spears And Mariah Carey’s Chance Encounter In Las Vegas

I’m surprised it took as long as it did but the universe has finally given us the Las Vegas Pop Diva encounter we’ve all been dreaming about. No, not the one where Celine Dion and Cher have a Fear and Loathing fueled all-nighter that starts at the carousel bar at Circus Circus and ends with them doing a duet of Enough is Enough (No More Tears) while standing on top of a rundown school bus blazing through the desert at 60 miles an hour with a wake of dust, sequins and glitter trailing behind them. Sadly no, it’s the one where Britney Spears and Mariah Carey run into each other at a dinner party and chatted for a while over an extremely un-photogenic meal!

This is the meal:

You never know who you’re going to meet at dinner parties!! ? Great night! So much fun, thank you Cade! ?? pic.twitter.com/jFR4pzwmwZ

— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) September 20, 2017

E! News says that Brit Brit and Mimi ran into each other at a mutual friends’ dinner party and talked for a bit.

We may never know what Brit Brit and Mimi discussed but perhaps they laughed at everyone having the audacity to say they lip-synch. And then Brit told Mimi the hilarious story about how she burned off her eyebrows (because there must be a story a there) until somebody took this picture and Mimi passed out from failing to exhale.

E! News speculates that “Perhaps a Mariah-Britney collab is now in the works? Only time will tell” to which I say dream on, E!! That would require Mimi to humble herself and Brit Brit would have to lend Mimi 3/4 of her backup dancers to hold her up during the performance. And without 3/4 of her backup dancers, Brit would have to find the stage door on her own without getting lost and ending up elbow deep in a jar of ranch dressing in the kitchen confused as hell. Better they leave it at sharing a few cute moments together at a dinner party.

Pic: Instagram