Listen up, kids. Disney has announced the return of its Free Dining Plan, which means you can plan a trip to Disney World and literally eat for free the entire time you're there. Did you hear me? I said DISNEY HAS ANNOUNCED THE RETURN OF ITS FREE DINING PLAN, WHICH MEANS YOU CAN PLAN A TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD AND LITERALLY EAT FOR FREE THE ENTIRE TIME YOU'RE THERE.
Sure, there are certain stipulations on the offer: you must book your 5-night, 6-day Magic Your Way package by July 7 to qualify. Aaaand it's gotta be between August 20 and September 29, November 24 and November 27, or December 7 and December 23.
Then — well, OK, then there are different levels to the package. Stays at deluxe Disney hotels allow you one quick-service meal per person per day, one table-service meal, and two snacks, whereas stays at more moderately priced resorts allow you a "free quick-service plan," which is the same thing, except its two quick service meals and two snacks instead.
Also, if you're over 21, there's a whole ~free alcohol~ component as well. Did you hear me that time? I said ALSO, IF YOU'RE OVER 21, THERE'S A WHOLE FREE ALCOHOL COMPONENT AS WELL.
OK! I think I've said everything I need to say here. More info here, should you so desire it. Have a happy and magical fucking feast. :)
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Tess Koman covers breaking (food) news, opinion pieces, and features on larger happenings in the food world. She oversees editorial content on Delish. Her work has appeared on Cosmopolitan.com, Elle.com, and Esquire.com.
