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Stitches: Mothers Lil Helper

Kids are different today, I hear every mother say.”

Listen up you Mothers! Do the right thing for once! Get the flowers, take mom to brunch and tell her you love her already. … That said what’s for dinner Mom? “I’ll give you two choices: take it or leave it.” Tough love. … Mother of the year: Emily Blunt for giving birth in complete silence in the thriller “A Quiet Place.” Mother figure of the year: Sister Jean for bringing the noise to Loyola-Chicagos Final Four run.

Pink hats and pink bats. Playing two on this Hallmark holiday. We’re a week late on James Paxton. Threw a no-no at the Jays in his last start. Letdown game expected but Tigers lineup should help him fall safely back to earth: 10 units on the Mariners and 20 units on Colorado. Rockies Jon Gray’s strikeout/walk ratio reads 25/3 in his last three starts.


Braves doubled up the Miami Jeters 10-5. Atlanta clearing the wall four times accounting for six runs. Losing streak over. Losses sliced to -197 jaggers.