The names of weed strains run the gamut from the quirky to the downright offensive. Alaskan Thunderfuck!? Who wouldnโt want to smoke that?
Some names are a nod to taste, smell or appearance, while others reference lineages. In many cases, these origins are hotly contested. Historically, thereโs no official log of weed names. As such, it can be hard to know whatโs what.
Furthermore, cross-breeding and a lack of accountability (owing to cannabisโs historic prohibition) means that sometimes names are simply whatever their breeders dream up. These days, thatโs directly tied to marketing and bag appeal. Still, there are tells to look out for and exciting history therein.
For the scientifically astute, technically, “strain” is not the right word, though it dominates the popular lexicon. Cultivar or variety are more accurate terms, but for the purposes of this story, all will be used interchangeably. Enjoy.
1. Alaskan Thunderfuck
- Weed Type: Hybrid (Sativa-Dominant)
- Flavor: Sugar, Citrus
- Effects: Uplifting, Relaxing
Perhaps the best-named strain of all time, Alaskan Thunderfuck is a supposed Sativa-dominant strain that is nearly impossible to actually find in stores. This is one cultivar where the legend may surpass its actual availability or utility.