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If you need to take a few strokes off your golf game, you could probably learn a thing or two from one Launch Directional Robot Intelligent Circuitry, known to his friends by LDRIC. The first lesson? Be a robot if at all possible. Once you can handle that, the holes-in-one just start rolling in.
Observe LDRIC at the Waste Management Phoenix Open, a stop on the PGA tour. You'll see that LDRIC—owned by Gary McCord and Golf Laboratories—has superb followthrough. Also worth noting is that he is a precision-tuned robot.
This is a shot that's been nailed by flesh and blood humans before, most notably Tiger Woods in 1993. And I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that this was not the robot's first try at the hole but rather his fifth. That said, I'd like to see your fifth try.
So to recap, winning at golf is easy so long as you are a robot, nail that followthrough, are a robot, and have at least five tries. Keep that tucked away in the ol' noggin and I'm sure you'll be the envy of all the next time you are out on the course.
