Joe Jonas, A Man Scorned, Plays Shag, Marry, Kill With Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato And Gigi Hadid

Joe Jonas might not be as blond, famous, or hated by Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, but he has dated almost as many famous types as ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift.

Yes, Taylor has been linked to a slew of white dudes with interchangeable one-syllable names (Jake, Tom, John, etc.), but if there was one late-in-life tell-all we’d like to read, it’d be Joe Jonas’.

The former lover of Swift, Gigi Hadid, Demi Lovato and others told us all how we really feels about his past relationships during a game of “Plead the Fifth” on “Watch What Happens Live” Thursday.

Host Andy Cohen asked the former boybander to “shag, marry or kill” his three famous exes.

Reiterating that the bit was just a “game,” Jonas had no issue saying he’d happily be betrothed to Lovato.

“I’ll marry Demi,” Joe said. “She’s a friend.”

But when it came time to choose between Swift and Hadid — who, after their breakup, entered into another high profile relationship with Zayn Malik — Jonas hesitated.

“Um, Shag Taylor, kill Dem— kill Gigi,” he finally sputtered.

And there you have it.