Favorite Quotes
[narrating] "My college campus has a magic statue. It’s a tradition for students to rub its nose for good luck. My freshman roommate really believed in it and insisted on rubbing its nose before every exam. Studying might have been a better idea. She flunked out her sophomore year. But we all have little superstitious things that we do. If it's not believing in magic statues, it's avoiding sidewalk cracks or always putting our left shoe on first. Knock on wood. Step on a crack, break your mother's back. The last thing we want to do is offend the gods."
MEREDITH
Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!
This is my firm, and when you're running the firm of Litt, Nothing and Nobody, you can make the call, until then, you can just get back to work.
Jessica [to Louis]
PRESTON: "Why are you acting like the sky is falling?"
CRISTINA: "The sky isn't falling. It already fell. George knows."
PRESTON: "I was in surgery for 14 hours yesterday and no tremor."
CRISTINA: "Yeah, with me by your side ready to jump in."
NANCY: "So, tell me about the slutty girl. Fine. The slutty intern."
DEREK: "It was the slutty part I had a problem with."
She's on a flip-phone. That means she's either poor, or a time traveler!
Schmidt
Sometimes the right thing to do is the wrong thing. I know I did the right thing.
Jason
Monica: What's "PLEH?"
Joey: That's help spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!
Monica: Ah...what's doofus spelled backwards?
(voice over) I passed through the flames and rose from the ashes, again. I've never been one to put much weight into the idea of a higher power, but if I didn't know better I'd have to believe that some force out there wants me to keep doing what I'm doing.
Dexter
We both know the closest you'll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.
Damon
Dan: Uh, he's a dude and he's straight.
Lucifer: That's never stopped me before, Daniel. I'm so good at flipping men, they call me "The Skillet."
Serena: What's he doing?
Nate: Looks like he's helping Chuck and Blair finally be together.