It’s 1984.
A genie arrives and tells you
you can either become a ninja
or own a talking car.
YOU MUST CHOOSE!
Basically, it’s the choice between being Sho Kosugi or David Hasselhoff. And I suspect that many of your decisions might be swayed by your memories of this:
Which is admittedly badass and doesn’t even show the car talking, even though you know it totally can.
BUT!!!!!
It’s nothing compared to this:
So, obviously, ninja wins every time.
You can return to the rest of your day now.
Does the talking car know how to drive itself? Because if so, SOLD! Ninja skills would be great and all, but I never want to have to parallel park again. #LadyDriver