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“Get Deadpool! He is gonna know-” And without being able to finish the sentence, he had been dragged to the time machine.
Peter hadn't been fast enough, Dr. Crazy have been making their monologue about how this would help everyone and about all his evil plans to win the bingo and getting back his daughter or something among the lines.
Right now he couldn't get to care, not while feeling his body being destroyed and getting together, in a loop, the worst part being that it lasted for a while.
He knows that after they get Deadpool everything it's going to be alright, since (he miraculously remembers) Deadpool had worked with Cable a lot of times, and that he had said that one time that the bad part about it was having to learn how someone time travels, and he also mentioned how he has had to raised Baby Cable for a while but that's away for the point.
After what felt like 3 minutes, he finally fell on the floor of someplace. Some looking around tell him he is very much in the future since everything looks hell-ass futuristic, but he also can tell that he is very much in New York.
He takes out his Spidey phone from his utility belt, but as expected he doesn't have sign (Probably because humanity changes how they use the internet?) so he is gonna have to explore, at least he knows that he is not in the past that would be very dangerous.
He walked out of the alley where he have been and started walking, there is a lot of people and everyone is wearing either things that look like robotic armors or clothes with a lot of technology, he is the only one looking out of place, but people doesn't pay him any attention, so he is probably safe (Maybe that meaning that he have a descendant that still around doing his work).
The first thing he should probably be doing is finding Stark’s Tower or find Reed Richards (If he was still alive, obviously), so he can either get back already or have a place to wait for them.
Or maybe found Cable? After all, he was from the future but how far in the future he was? How far in the future do superheroes exist? Either way, they probably have known about mutants and mutates.
Unless he was in an alternative universe, was he in an alternative universe? It didn’t feel like when he traveled to Miles' universe, but that had been different, this was some weird science.
No, he very much was on the future, it feels like it.
After about 15 minutes of walking towards Stark’s Tower was when he finally realized that someone was following him, his Spidey-sense was buzzing a little. So he was gonna have to fight, wonderful.
It wasn’t until he crossed a street that the other person let themselves be seen. They were wearing what looks like a spandex red and black suit, he prays that it’s not a Deadpool descendant (Maybe Ellie? His daughter?) Who could hate him for whatever reason?
He starts running because no, he doesn’t want to fight with some futurist Deadpool or any futurist person. He tries to web away, but his web-shooters are broken, just what he fucking needed!
Likewise, he always had high stamina, so running shouldn’t be hard, but he has just been fighting and now is being chased. Now thinking back he should have said no to Captain America, and he should have gone to Wade’s place and revealed his identity and then have sex with him or just gotten back to his apartment while crying because Wade hate him.
But, no, now is not the time to cry about probably getting rejected, he should either find a way to talk with the Deadpool-alike or he should just fight, either way, he is not getting out of here soon.
So he finally gets into an alley, and his persecutor gladly follows him, so when they are a little deep into the alley he takes off his mask, maybe just maybe they know him.
And as it was magic someone falls in front of him, they have a mask that look a lot like his and the patterns of the suit are also similar to his, but they also have something that look like katanas on their back and the suit is black and red, is like a mix of him and Deadpool.
“No, it can’t be… Dad, what happened?” They take out the mask showing a brown hair girl with some scars on their cheek, but he can’t get to analyze them in detail since he is very much distracted by them calling him dad.
“What…?” He asks, because genially, what’s happening? One thing is being in the future, the other thing is having a teenager calling him dad.
“Omg, this is happening, isn’t it? Did Papa turn you younger? Or is it… WAIT! Have an idea!” And without asking the Spider-Deadpool girl take his arm with really strong hold (which probably means Superhuman strength) and rolls up his sleeve showing his Spiders tattoos, which no one should know about, but this is her daughter (Maybe? Or something like that?) and they are probably trying to know if it’s a doppelganger or their real dad.
“Ok, calm down May, this is alright… Ok, so you and Deadpool are not dating since you just have Harry’s, Uncle Ben’s, and Aunt Gwen’s spiders…” They start talking, but he can’t really care, because, first of all, WHAT DOES SHE MEAN HE IS NOT DATING DEADPOOL? Like, does that mean they’re gonna date? Or… Okay whatever not going to think about that now, second, what do they mean with just Harry’s, Uncle Ben’s, and Gwen’s spiders? Does he kill someone else? Does he also kill May and MJ? Does he find a way to kill Deadpool? Just as he does with everyone else?
Which would make sense, his Parker luck is always bad, probably some villain discovers his identity because of this mission and since MJ is there she is going to get killed, or Deadpool is going to be tortured and killed enough times to not be able to regenerate, and Wade is just gonna take it because he is just like that.
And he is going to just keep living, of course, because even an immortal person is not immune to his Parker luck. It would make sense, after all, that’s why he fears being with Deadpool, that’s why he fears telling Wade his secret identity.
He starts feeling a little dizzy, which makes him zoom in on whatever the Spider-Deadpool girl was saying.
“Shit, Peter! Hey, please stop thinking whatever you are, I really need you to calm down, Ellie is going to be here any minute, and we’re going to explain to you everything, but please don’t pass out”
But he is just so tired and this is so weird, and he is definitely having a panic attack, so he can’t help it. He passed out in an alley in the future with his descendant.
What it’s his life at this point?
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“Deadpool” Wade sigh because honestly if they let him work he could already have resolved everything, but Stank insists on telling him that he shouldn’t do that or this.
[We are using his things, and you are never careful with things, be grateful that at least he is letting you touch them]
“Tch, Yellow would support me that If they let me alone we will be already with Spidey” He and White waits for Yellow response, but the box is nowhere to be heard.
[OMG, YELLOW IS OFFLINE! This is the happiest day of my life, finally, you’re going to have to listen to me!] If White had a human form, he probably would have been dancing.
“Oh… That’s awful…”
“Deadpool, did you finish talking to yourself? Could you just fucking answer me?” Oh, right, Hate Machine is here.
“Yeah, yeah, I hear you, is just that I hate you… Either way I’m almost there is just that I could need something called pigeons or something, this machine uses that but doesn’t have them anymore”
[Pigeons? Really, are you sure that you are smart?]
“Shut up, I know what I’m doing”
Stark just makes a sound of being annoyed and walk back to where all the half-avengers are standing. Wade can’t get to care, he is doing what he can with what they give to him.
[Or you could call Cable? If you let him fuck you, he said that he would do any favor we want]
“We’re not doing that, and you know that we don’t call him that or call him in any form… He broke us a lot… I don’t want to see him.” White start making sounds mocking him, but he just ignored it.
Nathan had been a good guy, and yes they had kinda dated, but Nat had also broken him, while with him, he had been at his lowest, and then with Shiklah he had just fallen more.
And even if he had enjoyed traveling and fighting alongside Nathan, he had used him as Spidey says, but he also had made him believe in love, and maybe that’s why after that he just fall for Spiderman at the first act of kindness.
[You’re stupid]
“And you’re a box, so shut up and just let me try this”
Maybe he wouldn’t need to call Nat, just maybe.
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“You’re sure that we shouldn’t call at least Papa? Or Aunt Shuri?”
He hears someone answer Spider-Deadpool girl, he felt that he is on some kind of matrix and that he doesn’t have his suit on anymore. Which, he shouldn’t be scared because this is his descendant or something? He's still wrapping his head around this.
“Where…?” He finally is able to open his eyes, and he is able to see that 1) They are on an apartment that looked abandoned and that 2) There are two people here, one that looks like someone in their 20s and the teenager, the two of them are still on their respective suit, the black and read spidey suit and a red and blue Deadpool suit, but neither of them has masks on.
“He is alive! Hi! You’re in my apartment” The Deadpool-Spider person says while helping him to sit.
“Alright… And who are you…?”
The teen automatically smiles, while the Deadpool-Spider alike make a face of tiredness, like the teen has been waiting to do this their whole life.
“Well, I’m Spider-girl, or Mayday Parker-Wilson, while she is Ellie Wilson-Parker or Spiderpool, and we are here to help you understand the trip of time traveling, and I would show you my draws about it, but they’re at home” He opens his mouth is surprise because that’s too much information, because that’s Wade’s daughter, and she has his last name and his daughter also have Wade’s last name with just mean something.
But before he can talk, Ellie shouts to May “I’m not called Spiderpool as their ship name, my super name is Zenpool or Scarlet Spider, depending on my mood.”
May make a really exaggerated offend noise before answering. “You’re such a traitor, then if your super name is not Spiderpool why do you wear a Deadpool suit with red and blue colors, huh?”
“Because it makes my ass look good” After some seconds of silence the two of them laugh, he can’t help but stare with a little smile, the two of them are clearly sisters for the form they joke around each other.
But he also can’t help but feel his heart hurt, because, maybe this is actually an alternative universe, a universe where he didn’t fear to tell Deadpool that he has feelings for him, a universe where they fell in love and raised two super daughters.
And of course, a universe where his Parker luck probably doesn’t work, perhaps Harry is alive or Gwen is.
“Uhm… Right, so you’re me and Wade’s daughters, or I’m just misunderstanding this?” The two of them look at him with a funny look, but they also nod.
“Well,” Starts saying Ellie “you could say that after all 30 years together? Parker-Wilson Industries? Yeah, I think you understand everything more than alright, Pete”
Parker-Wilson Industries? Thirty years together? Holy shit.
“Holy shit! You have to be playing with me…” Ellie laughs a little, Mayday just looks happy to be there.
“She is not! You and he are indeed married for 25 years!” May says now, walking towards him with a massive smile, it remembers him of Wade’s smile.
“Wow… Ok, that’s a lot of information… So we’re retired, right? That’s why you too were patrolling?”
The sisters look at each other, probably figuring out how much they should say. After some minutes, Ellie gets up and walks to what looks like a kitchen while May takes out what looks like a Stark pad.
After some minutes where May does some things on the pad, she shows him what it is, being a video paused.
“Uhm, so when we were children… Well, I was a child, Ellie was on her teen years, but whatever, my point is, you and Papa tell us a story, a story about a super that we didn’t know, a super who travels into the future on which travel he realizes a lot of things,” She takes a breath, and look at him still a little happy but mostly just amaze. “So, uhm, last week Dad do this video and tell us that we would know what to do when the time comes.”
Without letting him really say any response, she reproduces the video.
In it, it’s shows what looks like a hologram board, there is a sound off-camera, after some minutes a Spiderman and Deadpool logo appears on the board, below of the logo it says ‘Learning all about the future 101’
A voice on the video says; “Hi past me… Uhm, this is weird, but yeah, hi, I’m still a little worried about what I should say since if I say something I shouldn’t that could get me, or you take by the TVA, which I wouldn’t want at all”
Again a voice really off-camera says something which makes his future self laugh, but he continues talking, and he also changes the image on the board, now there is a terrible draw of him and Deadpool hugging.
“Uhg, I didn’t agree to that type of draws but whatever, so, you may now be veeeeery confuse,” He says extending the ‘e’ on very, which actually reflects what he is feeling because he really is very-very confused. “Which honestly it makes sense, you were just fighting with Cap, Bucky, and Tony, but out of noway you just meet your future daughter, which honestly is really out of this planet, but we have lived more weird things”
He chuckles, because, honestly? His future self is right, not the craziest shit in his life.
Again, the image on the board changed to a chibi drawing of Spiderman thinking.
“So, if you may ask, yes you’re going to be safe, Wade is probably already working with the others” That actually makes him relieved, yeah, that was good.
“But, there is uhm… something important you need to know,” May makes a face of preparation like she knows what it’s coming, which she probably does. “Wade did the impossible to get you back, and it would take them five days to finally do it, but you are just going to be here for a little more hours… Uhm, when you get back, he is gonna be… how do I say this… He is going to be defensive, give him time, but you can say that thing, but don’t take on whatever he is going to say, give him time… Just that” Future-Peter lets what sounds like a little cry, and again he is able to hear another voice off-camera, most likely comforting his future self.
When the video ends, May takes back her Stark pad and put it back in whatever place she takes it from.
“So that uh…” She gives him a little shy smile and nods. “Yeah, uhm, I didn’t want to show you, but Ellie insists that it has to be this way.”
And just on cue, Ellie gets back with three sandwiches and three glasses of orange juice, he is a little impressed by how good she is balancing everything.
“Because that’s how things are.” May nods and makes a try of a serious face, Ellie just laughs a little while passing them one sandwich and one glass to each other.
“Well then, let’s pass the time until you have to go back” He nods, because genially, he may as well enjoy being with them.
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“I need to call someone, I don’t have an idea on what to do” He declares in front of Fury because genially, did they really think that he was going to be able to do it by himself?
[Yes they do, because Spiderman tell them]
Fury just gives him one of his serious faces before talking. “And who would they be? Do we need to pay them?”
[We’re doing all the paying with our body]
“Shut up… That’s- It would not be necessary, I just need to call him and negotiate.” Fury lifts an eyebrow at question because his voice is very much shaken, he is nervous, so he can’t help it.
[You are just being a dumbass]
He tries to not make a comment to White, because he is not in the mood to talk more than necessary, and Fury is already looking at him weirdly.
“Alright, but you’re going to make the call in front of me, not illegal things, Wade” He nods and receives the phone that one of the SHIELD agents gives him.
Dialing Nathan’s number feels like when he had signed in Weapon X, it feels as when he promised to always be on Spidey’s side, it feels like the last sentence.
“Who is it?” Nat says with his horrible gravy voice.
“It’s Wade, I need a favor, for SHIELD, I may clear… And I would do that thing you want if you help me” His voice shakes again, which is not common for him, but again, he really fears Cable.
He is not surprised when Cable literally purrs in his ear.
“I see, I want you at the address I send you in like in two hours, and then I will help you.” He nods, even if he is pretty sure that Cable can’t see him. “Wade, answer”
“Yes, sir.” Wade instantly bites his tongue, he had forgotten that about his and Cable.
“Good.” And without saying anything else, Nathan hangs up.
He takes a breath, because, wow, he is going to do that, awesome, totally fucking awesome.
[What did you really expect? Spidey was gonna magically be back, and he was going to kiss you? Cable was gonna be reasonable and not fuck you? Like honestly your life is shit, what did you fucking expect?]
He falls on his knees while moving back and ford, he would never understand why Cable has this effect on him, why with just talking to him, he just brokes.
[Is it just that Spiderman spoils you too much]
He tries to find his pistol and shut up White, but SHIELD had taken all of his weapons.
He doesn’t know how much time he passes just rocking back and forth on the floor, but he knows that it was enough that they had to call Clint, who after Spidey is the only one who supports him at least a little.
“Wade, hey… Did you call Cable?” Clint asks while sitting in front of him.
“Yes… And I should go… h-he is going to be made otherwise, and you know is better happy-mad rather than angry-mad” He lets a little rough laugh out.
Clint, just looks at him with a look that he couldn’t describe, but he decides to ignore it and just get up, he should really just go.
“Wade, before you go, remember that we could always find another way to resolve everything.” He dismisses Barton’s comment, he knows that he have to do this since they clearly don’t know what to do and Cable is at least more experience in the subject.
[You finally are coherent]
Shut up
***
Two days, two fucking days, he had been with Cable, so he would help them. When they finally walk where the machine where he was silent, he was feeling horrible, everything hurts, because even with his healing factor, what Cable does hurts.
As expected, Stark, Hawkeye, Captain America, and Metal Arm, are waiting for them, he just instructs Cable on the problem and moves away, and no, he is not talking because he doesn’t want, he is not talking because his troth is fucking ripped.
[You did beg him for that]
I beg for him to stop, I beg for him to go more slow.
[Say whatever you want, but you did fall on your knees for him, you’re just his whore]
I not even gonna answer to that.
[Because it's true? I mean, after this you're clearly getting back to Cable, since Spidey is gonna happily go home to Peter and Mary Jane, while you’re going to be Cable’s dog on a leash.]
He starts hitting his head, because honestly, he rather died and have to regenerate to keep hearing White.
“Wade!” Deadpool does try to ignore whoever that call for him, excuse you, he is fighting with White.
But of course that the person calls out for him again that he has to look back and, of course, that the person is Spidey.
“Baby Boy… He got you back!” Web does nod before, unexpectedly, starts running towards him and take his hand, before starting running out of the building.
{What is he doing?}
[Oh God, the idiot is back!]
“Uh, Webs? What are we doing?”
“My travel on time, give me some answers, but we gotta be really far to do so” And in cue, he trows a web, and they start swinging, he doesn’t if he should be terrified or glad that Spidey is ok.
They swing for some minutes until finally, Web drops them on a roof of a very high building.
“Not that I don’t enjoy a swing, but what was that about?”
When he looks back at Spidey he instantly closes his eyes because, DAMN! Spiderman is without his mask in front of him.
“DAMN! Warm a lady before you do something like that!”
Web does laugh, but he also gets near him and takes his hands, before he said to his ear; “Well, I’m sorry, but I think it is better if I do this now, so open your eyes, darling”
When Wade opened his eyes, he wasn’t expecting at all to see Peter Parker in front of him.
{Oh, Fuck}
[WHAT THE FUCK!?]
“What…?” He tills his head, this probably is a joke, yeah.
“Hi, I’m Spiderman, but I’m also Peter Parker… I feel really sorry to have not clear this situation like ages ago, but what happened last week and what happened during my travel made me realize that I indeed have feelings for you, and that I should have believed in you and not play all this shit of dating myself”
Wade doesn’t know how to react.
{He didn’t believe in us? I thought…}
[And we’re here again, he is probably drugged on some future or past drug, you should just already ruin this, because even if now it looks like we could be with him, because he in fact doesn’t have a boyfriend, but we should already know how this ends. Just already ruin it, not need to make this longer]
“Oh well, but I don’t, I- That’s so fucked up, y’know, because I probably would have killed myself a lot of time because of thinking that you were happy with someone else.” He trowed away Web –Peter– hands, as it’s, they were on fire.
“But also, you know, I should tell you this, I was ready to kill Peter Parker, you know why? Because I thought he was a stalker, but then I learn he is not, and– Just please get out of here, I won’t reveal your identity, left me alone.”
He doesn’t see Peter go, but he is sure that he left after some minutes. When he sees back, he found a box on the ground.
He takes it, and when he opens it, he almost dropped it.
In it, there is a photo with Pete, and two other ladies, but what actually surprises him is what it’s write-in it.
‘Eleanor Camacho Wilson-Parker, Mayday Parker-Wilson’
Then, on a high building in New York is heard a gun going out, and a body drops out of the building, and if a Spider is looking with guilt in that direction, only he would know what things are left unsaid, and what things are about to come.
END.