Lifting doesn't make you bulky. It makes you fantastic.
14. We love going to the bar.
Is there any other way to spend a Friday night?
13. We're really good at math.
Don't forget to add the weight of the bar -- and carry the one!
12. Lifting is a family affair.
#KidsWhoLift
11. We age gracefully.
Age ain't nothing but a number.
10. We only date people who motivate us.
The couple that lifts together, stays together.
9. Lifting clothes can double as casual wear ...
... and formal wear ... and sleepwear ... and -- well, you get the point.
8. Nothing stops us from getting a lift in ...
... not even being eight months pregnant.
7. The number on the scale doesn't matter.
The only number that matters is your PR.
6. Free tickets to the gun show!
Get 'em before they're gone.
5. We got your back ...
... and your front ... and your side.
4. Bringing in the groceries is easy.
One trip is all it takes.
3. We're all about that bass.
No treble.
2. Protein shakes are our drink of choice.
Pass the scooper!
1. We love progress.
Got Gainz?