Like many of us out there, Snoop Dogg has no idea how candy canes are made. Personally, we’ve always believed they were created by evil grandmas (the ones who got fired from the Waffle Crisp factory) who just want to watch kids crack their teeth, but it turns out that the truth is much worse. In fact, it’s so bad that the only way to describe the production process of those awful striped harbingers of dental doom is to assume that they’re born of the creature from The Blob mixed with some “hot bumblebee pee,” flour, and “that stuff homies be smoking.”
Check it out:
Is Snoop Dogg high as he’s trying to figure this video out? We hope. Is he in any way wrong when he refers to the candy canes being made as “something not edible”? Nope. He’s also not wrong when he says that this entire mess looks like a frisbee, and it’s almost disappointing when he realizes that he will not get to live his lifelong dream of watching one of those plastic flying discs be created.
One thing’s for sure, though: After watching this video we can all agree with Snoop that we shouldn’t buy candy canes ever again. Luckily, you don’t have to. Like fruit cakes and phone books (why, phone company, why?), these holiday monstrosities will still inexplicably show up in your home and then multiply until it’s time to take the decorations down.
