see the guys get tattoos in a very interesting spot. More. I got John Waters pays us a visit with Young. You had sex with eight people a week. Now you have eight lawyers. They have somebody for one date. It's completely changed. Witness Josh Spiegel using vapor rub for the first time. Watch us try out insects jerky. Can't think about it. But the fact that you're chewing on above all that and Harlem Globetrotter handled Franklin and Shooting Justin Scott and Spiegel 98 Rock morning show. Yep, I'm an idiot. What is happening right now? They need a top. What are they doing on my TV? Justin Scott and Spiegel's shouldn't be on TV. March 14th 2019 was a date that I don't think you or I will forget for the rest of our lives. We got tattoos in honor off our producer, Mike Anderson. Rest in peace. He's gone. Someone dropped a gun safe on his head. He got a UFO tattooed on his testicles in honor of him. You and I both got testicle tattoos, and that morning Scott was brave enough to go first. Thank you to Black Lotus Tattoo for helping us out with all this. The the swallow. Did you see the smooth? Yeah. I'm trying to contain a smile. Who was the name of your artists against Merv? I had Declan, huh? Oh, who would appoint her? That hurt The whole part hurt. I hold it. I went first, and then you had a second after this? Yes. I had to see what I You were my ghost of Christmas past to future to see what I was going to go through. Oh, you open a double shot. Speaks challenges, climbing a good time. How did speaks? Remember Mike again? Remember my clothes? Speak. I just put a picture on my You put a picture up. So you're doing yours. You're going through hell. Get Teoh. Let's jump forward to me a little bit. 10 right now. 8.5. Go! Oh, look. So angry. Makes you feel any better. I'm getting great picks. Good, Good. Yeah. Justin getting a tattoo of UFO on his testicle from dog. It feels just like I thought it. I thought you were nervous. Face is beet red. God, I look homeless. I look strawberry. Look at me. It's hobo in the strawberries with 98 rock. Sure, Just in a for those of you just joining us getting Wow. Oh, it looks good. God, What was that? I'm trying not toe trying to breathe. Breathe. It's hard to breathe And you got a needle in your God. It's all right. If you look at yours every day, you How's your shoulder minds? Great. I think it's because it's covered. Okay, 98% of the time. All right. Doesn't have any sunlight hitting it. The color is still there. The lines still look great. Yeah, they do good work in Black Lotus, man. There are they. Even though it was a joke tattoo, they still treated It is top shelf is their triple A celebrity tactic? When was the last time you showed some? I get asked to see it. Every single live show ideo every murder mystery I got asked, but do you show it? Absolutely. Show Joshua quick little tattoo. Do what you like. Oh God, I'm good. I'm just gagging a little. What do you gagging out? Just the Is this the way? They're all shape right now Thinking, thinking ufl though Oh, it's good. It's really good does it make? It would be an astronaut. Have a heart attack. Scott, Stay away. Josh, is the big one coming? You know, I got to say you got a nice pair of stay doomed. I don't know why this popped into my brain, but I'm very curious about you. Um, if you were to take your sex life and give it a grade from 11 to 10 number score, what would Dave attend? Baltimore icon John Waters joined us in studio, and we talked about everything from comedy to his sex life. You capture the energy of the room, you you become the focal point of the room. You know that. That's why I was a good shoplifting. Yeah. Making the worst shoplift? No, because people like sometimes they're paying too much attention to you. And that's where you slide a hand. You do it and they never think you would do it. If you feel that, though that is that you feel Is it like a pressure or is it like any? But do you feel that when you walk into a room that you know, like you, You know that that's there's a vibe that I feel like I walk in the room like everybody else. Andi, sometimes I've been doing this for 50 years, so I know I'm in a business where I'm out in public all the time. So I'm thankful that people recognize me, and I do every selfie. Are you kidding? You You bought me my house. You You look confident when you walk in. A lot of celebrities, people in the public eye are personally self conscious. Don't have a lot of self esteem. But Avery a confident in their work, That's that's why insecure people go in show business. Every person is insecure, because why else would they go into a business that asked the public to give them approval for the rest of her life? So is that they are secure? Sure. Probably. Yeah. What about had a bad hair life? Yeah, I've had writing when I was born. A baby pictures. I have bad hair. You've been doing this so long, so well in air, so revered, it seems by all sides, almost when you talk about political climate in language, language is a huge deal these days. One verbal misstep. Blurry club. They were done. Do you find that you've been almost grandfathered into still being able to have your brand of humor, which could be dark. It could be elegantly sleazy. I like to call it that if you were to start doing what you did so many years ago with Divine and the rest of your crew, if you started doing that in 2020 you shut down immediately. Maybe, except I don't think I mean and I think that I make fun of things I love, and I think that is the difference. I give Justus many jokes about liberals, as I do conservatives. I make jokes about gay people's political correctness. So in a way, I make jokes about myself. First, I started by calling my movies trash epics. That was the first thing I did to make fun of myself. And I think that if you make funding yourself first and believe it and are honest about it, then people will listen to you making fun of others. If you do it in a way that get some to change healthy about. Justin always says nowadays, you know well, context is king, and almost context doesn't even exist anymore. They'll tell you have this, like big over our king thing, where, yes, you make fun of yourself and trash epic and its all encompassing to who John Waters is. But nowadays hone in on this one little thing you say. Yeah, put it out there ago. Canceled, canceled. John Warner wants you need a And when I was young, you had sex with eight people a week. Now you have eight lawyers to have somebody for one date. It's completely changed and everything. There's two extremes I've lived in in my life, and I understand both in a way, I think, weirdly, I am politically correct. But I do say stuff that makes you think. Can you get away with saying that? And that's what I'm looking for to that's the point of this whole show with humors. How far can you go on that ledge and still be funny without falling over and pissing off people for good reason? I don't know why this popped into my brain, but I'm very curious about you. Um, if you were to take your sex life and give it a grade from 11 to 10 number score. What was days attend? Yeah, Good lately. But this guy over all over our king the whole life where we've fallen on this better never. Old chickens make good soup. Stay tuned. Oh, there you go. Two fingers, Scotty. Two fingers, deep air. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's an anniversary is worth. You're about to see my first experience with Vicks Vapor Rub. Oh, it was wonderful. Thank goodness Scott was here. Slatter it all over. You never used or felt the sizzle of a Vicks VapoRub. Never. I I don't know what it feels like. Hannah. Do we have the We have the stuff with us. We do. Scott has it. It was it over here by me. I figured you would like to apply it. Put it right on those pepper. A genie's is. Well, I would need to rub it on your chest. Okay. Take your shirt off. Oh, wow. We're go, go, go. Take it all off, homey. Let me see this new. Uh Wow. Get that. Just have a CD with a shirt off in a minute. Okay, then you are is hand, son. Turn around so I could see that back hair. It's been a minute. You are Harry beast. You have wings made of for, uh, should I just stand here, Go over there? Uh, company year. You come to me, you tell me. How do you listen to stop? Relax. How do you want it? You want to come to you? You got How would you like him to create me? And I'm gonna come to you. Come over here, um, Kaaya and sit down. Sit down. Sit down. The drugs. You know what kind over. I cannot get my hand sanitizer for you. Do you want a hand sanitizers first before for you? Yeah, that's fun. All right, So Scott is no having his hands slathered in hand sanitizer. Josh has never used Vicks vapor rub Scots now reaching for a container of What am I doing? We're about to get into it, homie. Yeah, right. Time number one. All right. Oh, there you go. Two fingers, Scotty. Two fingers date air. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's an anniversary is worth right. Scots now rubbing into his chest. Uh oh. Uh, your chest nipples. Oh, there's very sensitive. Oh, okay. All right. That's good. Yeah. There you go. Now let it sit. Let it sizzle. 00! Oh, Okay. I think that's good. 000 all right, enough. He's rubbing his dimples. Okay, All right, Now let it sit. Did you got sensitive now, Dio Look how fluffed up and glistening his just insensitive never really got Soul Glo Oh, you're here so much hair This all take a big, deep breath Big breath Ah, oh, So it warms up the But why does your life so many questions? What is your chest? Need to be warmed up for you to breathe. I think your chest is naturally very warm. Your core is always or breathing it in so you can put your shirt back on, by the way for like, an hour. So you now do the rest of the show topless. If you've never been on livewire before, today is the day to get on. There is. Josh is freshly from my eyes. Yes, it is. Yeah, yeah, It's gonna start to rise up. Scott used about three people's worth of Vicks VapoRub on you, so enjoy the eye irritation coming up. Next. Would you eat? Ah, bugs. If I got paid a lot of money, would you about right now for free for free? We have a bag full of bugs. So you have a cure of bug jerky. Wow. It's like beef jerky. Except it's made from bucks. So it's exactly what? It's a bug jerky. Well, our friend Don, why was filling in for ailing Josh Spiegel? And we got her to try bug jerky. And somehow I get tricked into eating it. Also give it a watch. It was gross. This is from our buddy Angus. He sent us a little something in the mail. Would you eat? Ah, bugs If I got paid a lot of money would you know about right now for free for free. We have a bank full of bugs if you to eat them all. Eat, you lead him all day. I touch way. Have a bag full of gun. I'll have one. Will you eat hand? Will you eat bugs right now? Does Justin has won? All have no Will you? Oh, yeah. This is not well. Justin and Dawn will Dawn do it. I don't feel like you know. I'm the only one partaking already. A group effort. Well, don't do it. This has got grasshoppers, mole crickets, big cricket, small crickets and some salt. Screw it. Give me one, But stands to dance. I need a water, though. Can we spit it out? E It's not wind rain. Uh, I Okay. All right, I got one. All right, hander one here. I'll give you one. You're gonna get you a lizard. Come on, Don. I know you say Well, no, it's Ah, I'm adventurous. It's just Would you wait? Hold on. Would you rather they They look like bugs? Would you rather eight a part of a torrential? A, um, I'll take the bug. Wait, hold on. I got one more options. Or would you rather eat? Ah, bite of a giant water bug. You want to see that? Looks like Look at the size of this chicken tender. Oh, come on. Over the teeth. Past the guards. Lookouts. Tunnel here comes. Okay. Now my muscles cramping you and do it. Come on. Um, you would have the other half of the water bug. You eat half the water bug elite the other half. Oh, my God. You wanna lady and the tramp it do you want and we'll meet in the middle. All right, I've got a bug. You I have a bug. I think this is Ah, Grasshopper. People eat these every day all over the world. Treat this like a kid trying something he doesn't like for the first time. And take legal leading. I'm talking the whole thing and swallow Swallow the future as well. Okay, just do it. Doesn't taste like anything. Here we go. 321 Eat over the crunch crunch. I got to be honest. It tastes like a bugle. Beautiful things you put on your fingers. I can't think about it. The fact that you're chewing on a Bogdan the fact you're chewing on a bug. Oh, she's vomiting. Did you vomit? I didn't know you had a You know what was going so well? I was thinking about what I was eating as you can't think about it. Look at the size of this guy. Think about the bugs that it was. Put that with a giant cricket. Come on, there's especially feel really nauseous. You have every reason to the biggest cricket. Clearly, that guy for 10 33 it looks like it doesn't have a tail. Next, Josh Segal and handles big spin here. We galley this watch. This handles Franklin from the Harlem Globetrotters joined us in studio, and he helped Josh Spiegel fulfill one of his childhood fantasies, spinning a basketball on his. Check it out. Wow! Now what is your record? On the knees? Backwards Shot the furthest order these. How far from? About the opposite. Top of the key, right inside the opposite. Top of the key. That far on your knees. Backwards? Yes. And someone's. And then you held it. But that someone beat a record. Yes, someone from Romania beat my record. I think someone that someone you try and go recruit like. Okay, welcome. Well, depends depends on what other skills they have and how consistent it. So then we had the fight to get the record back. He did it. He got the record back to back the throne. That's awesome. That's so cool. Now you do have the basketball with you. And we were wondering, since our man Josh Spiegel, for years now has seen the commercials has never gone. We wanted to do the thing handles where you you spend the ball on your finger and then you put it on his finger. We can absolutely do that. And I so That would be an amazing moment here in the studio willing to do that speech. They will say, Are you nervous? Fear, revenge, Any fear of injury? I'm courageous now, just ah, that my fingernail might get, uh, whittled down handles Franklin's demand. You're in good hands now. Why don't you stand at Ideo to stand up, But come on over here. Given your finger now is our 2020. Pushing the limits tour. So we're pushing the limits. Were going to spend it right on his finger care. Here we go. Good. A live wire right now. 90 airline dot com or the app. Josh sticks and handles big spin Here. We galley this. Watch this. Get a handle, slick. Oh, that's right. I gotta get a turn to something so much fun. It's so much fun. Harlem Globetrotters U N B C event Center. It is a December 28th. We got two games. 2 p.m. Seven p. M. Go on and see him. It's an absolute blast. It's an absolute What else can you do for us? Look at this. See it do little stuff. Watch this. Well, what? Oh, that's great, because it's OK. Thanks. for watching J s s shouldn't be on TV Here's one final news story before we wrap it up. Just so you know, I don't always do animal news Thea Other day, I skipped a story about a squirrel. Ah, that water skis. There's not I'm not making this up. And in Canada, a squirrel, that water skis And now the the horrible town of Toronto is, uh is dump. Yeah, it's finding the woman or might even be trying to take go to seize the scroll because you're not supposed to have a squirrel, a za pet, a Vidic victim water, water skis and performs. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna peel back the curtain on the squirrel. And I'm sorry if I'm ruined anybody's image. I believe it's Twiggy, the water skiing squirrel that Have you? You seen Scrooged? I have seen. What did he want to dio with the antlers on the money? You want to staple the antler? There is a 90% chance that Tweedy's feet have been glued to these two years. Can't actually fall. I feel like this squirrel. If you watched the video, it ain't got to say in the matter. I need anybody to get eyes on Twiggy or whoever the hell else is now having a waters skiing squirrel. I've seen the video that squirrel appears to have been gorilla glued to the mechanism and is just being pulled like those cans attaching back. Just got married cars no matter where it goes, it has the skis going to ski no matter where it's at, because it's insane. Kathy Bates from Misery owner, has hot glue guns, skis to its little feet. I know anything about a squirrel. It doesn't feel like waterskiing. One of the Toronto authorities have their way, and they have to release out in the wild. It has. It's like got stranded China climb trees with that thing that makes it foraging two days before it just tips over from starvation.