The Trump transition team announced today that Pat Robertson is being considered for Secretary of Energy. “He would be a great fit for our new initiative in Faith-Based Physics,” Kellyanne Conway told Chuck Todd on Meet the Press. “We’re going to rewrite the laws of physics to make them American laws. No more of those German and Jewish-written laws — we will repeal and replace all of those.”
When questioned further by Todd, she explained that the legal mechanism for repeal and replace would involve petitioning the Almighty, hence the lead role for Robertson in this initiative.