The staff at the Cafe is concerned because Tucker Carlson, one-time actual television personality, has been running up quite a tab since taking the helm of his ideological supermarket flyer, The Daily Caller. The other day, he dropped by and ran up quite a bill for hassenpfeffer and seidels of our best Bock.
"The problem with the administration's position — which is, 'yeah, you know, violence is bad but I kind of see their point' — it is in effect making excuses for and therefore encouraging that kind of behavior," Carlson said. "It's scary...They categorize people by race in a way that, you know, you can't even imagine — 30 years ago you would have said, 'Wait a second, that's like Nazi stuff,'" Carlson said of the Obama administration and its "ethnic politics."
Alex Jones? Really?
"Nazi stuff"?
Ach du lieber. How the dipshits have fallen.
Charles P Pierce is the author of four books, most recently Idiot America, and has been a working journalist since 1976. He lives near Boston and has three children.