The Mustache Wednesday Mustache of the Day cannot have-a his stride broken, and had this crazy dream where he went to China to have someone do his laundry and have that thing--my God, whatever that is--removed from his face. Mustache, ho! One-hit wonder Matthew Wilder is our Mustache of the Day
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
If you wonder whether people who had 80s trouble with their hair ever solved it, the sad answer in Wilder's case is no. See it in all of its glory, and framed by dancers in extremely regrettable costumes, after the jump.
