BACON HATES YOU!
The hot sizzle of it on the pan. The erotic plop of bacib hitting the fryer. Bacon is to breakfast what genitals are to sexy and Bacon Hates You!
Don't believe us? Do you think bacon and you are soul mates? In your heart do you really think bacon would never betray you? Well, we thought of that already. If we get 200 shares we'll release Bacon Loves You, so get to sharing nature lovers.