Shh! TSA Wants to Touch Your Kids
...but you're not allowed to document it. Like your "special secret"with the "Inappropriate Uncle" division of the federal government, that you're not allowed to share with other grown-ups (they'd just accuse you of lying and trying to get attention anyway).
I feel violated but it's obvious my daughter brought it on herself. I mean, look at her all dressing like a potential terrorist/drug trafficker. People who roll in on hot pink wheelchairs, wearing a gingerbread coat and clutching a stuffed baby lamb, are just begging to be harassed.