Harbor Seal's Birthday Celebration at the 'Seattle Aquarium' Is One Serious Timeline Cleanse

He even had frozen fish and birthday cake!

Look, we're not ashamed to admit that we didn't get an invite to a Barney the seal's birthday party. But after seeing video of the birthday bash, we sure wish we did. The Harbor Seal celebrated turning the big 3-7 in style, as can be seen on the Seattle Aquarium's TikTok page @seattleaquarium_official. 

Thirty-seven has never looked better — and you definitely need to see the way that employees of the aquarium celebrated Barney's birthday. The footage shows the seal laying right in front of a giant birthday sign that was made for him — including the coolest birthday cake we've ever seen. "Frozen fish birthday cake," the video's text overlay reads. Yep, you read that right! Of course, we might before something a little sweeter — but it was the perfect cake for Barney and his other party guests. "Birthday party with Hogan and Casey," it continues. 

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After all that partying, Barney understandably needed a little time out. "Rest time for the birthday boy," the text overlay reads before the video ends.  

People in the comments section wished the seal a very happy birthday. "AHHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARNEY I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU," @va.ne.sss.aaa exclaimed. "Awww HAPPY BIRTHDAY. You and your friends are so cute, sharing it together," @beautynoveau agreed. "You’re telling me that baby is older than me?" @hahshddjusism joked. 

And many people, like commenter @avaohb, were also impressed by Barney's old age. "Thirty-seven years old?? How old do they get?" she wondered. 

To which a representative explained that the "Median age for males is 25-26, but females often get up to 35! As a male though, Barney is pushing boundaries," they wrote. 

Here's hoping that Barney will have many, many more birthdays. Now can we get an invite for next year's bash?