10 One-Item Costumes That Will Elevate Your Whole Halloween Game
It really is incredible what an avocado can do.
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Dressing up for Halloween is the best. Dressing up for Halloween and having 97 props and pieces with you is the worst. If you want the best of both worlds, a one-item (or if you're adventurous, two-item) outfit can be a killer way to impress at parties without having to juggle a fur coat and body armor. Think beyond putting a Superman shirt under a suit and telling people you're Clark Kent. Let's meet in the middle and get topical without getting complicated. Here's the best one-item costumes out there.
Post Malone
Ah, yes, the pre-eminent rapper of our times, Post Malone. This year, he made a really great decision that he will absolutely not regret and got "Always" and "Tired" tattooed under his eyes. Genius! You too can have this look and wash it off before your next job interview. Land yourself a Sharpie and a nice braided wig, if you're really going for it, and call it a day.
Shop Permanent marker ($3) by Sharpie, amazon.com
Shop Braided wig ($20) by Kangaroo, amazon.com
Westworld's Man in Black
It's the hat that really sells it, right? All you need to do is dress in all black from head to toe and throw on that black cowboy hat to really pull the whole look together.
Shop Black felt hat ($25) by Sedancasesa, amazon.com
Head in a Box
Hey, remember that terrifying scene at the end of Se7en when *spoilers* Morgan Freeman opened up that box and Gwyneth Paltrow's head was in it? Hilarious. If you want to go obscure '90s-movie reference, cut a hole in the bottom of a box, make a door for the front, and slide your head in. Boom! You're so close to Gwyneth that you could have your own bogus lifestyle website. Get crazy and add a fragile sticker, if you want.
Shop 5 x 5 x 5 Cardboard Box ($7) by Mesha, amazon.com
Shop Fragile sticker roll ($5) by Kenko, amazon.com
Jack from This Is Us
This choice is for the mustache-inclined. Jack had quite a year. Bad news is, he ended up dead. Fortunately, he can live on in your Halloween costume, which really only requires a solid flannel shirt and pushed back hair. If you want to opt for the darker take, add a slow cooker into the mix. Bonus: You can use the slow cooker again. IF YOU DARE.
Shop Buffalo plaid flannel ($25) by Burnside, amazon.com
Shop Elite Gourmet stainless steel 1.5 Qt. slow cooker ($12) by Maxi-Matic, amazon.com
Wild Wild Country
For a minute this year, Wild Wild Country was a breakaway Netflix hit. The insane cult-doc followed the Rajneeshee followers on their journey of self-discovery all the way to corruption. Sounds like a fun costume right? All you need is to be maroon (or burnt orange) from head to toe. Yep. That easy. Also, you don't have to do the velour track suit we offered, but also, why wouldn't you?
Burnt orange velour track suit ($129) by Sweatsedo, amazon.com
The Most Interesting Man in the World
Do you look rugged? Do you have experience traveling in say, the Caribbean? Then this look might be for you. The most interesting man in the world calls for a good blazer, good alcohol, and an excellent head of silver hair. It's an easy look and one that gets more popular as the night goes on (see: tequila).
Shop Tequila blanco ($40) by Astral, winechateau.com
Shop Men's gray wig ($22) by Lydell, amazon.com
Antoni from Queer Eye
Somehow, poor Antoni from Queer Eye got pegged as the avocado guy. So really, all you need here is an avocado and nicely styled hair. If you want to put it over the top, add in this T-shirt referencing A Little Life, which he wears at least twice in the series. Don't forget to tell everyone how an inventive vinaigrette can transform a simple salad.
Shop A Little Life character shirt ($19) by A Novel Lovers, amazon.com
Sia's Dancer
Timeless and simple. Who would have thought after that "Chandelier" music video that we'd all still remember that two tone-wig and body suit? The wig alone should do the trick, but if you want to commit, the body suit will put you over the top. Confidence not included.
Shop Half blonde-half black wig ($18) by Topcosplay, amazon.com
Shop Men's Spandex Body Suit ($25) by Ensnovo, amazon.com
BBQ Becky
This is admittedly a tricky one because the worst thing you can do is act like BBQ Becky. Halloween is a look-sport, not a performative one. But if you want to mock one of 2018's biggest disaster cases, just set yourself up with some sunglasses you might use at a NASCAR sporting event and get yourself an ill-fitting hoodie and voila! You have the appearance of a racist busybody without any of the problematic behavior.
Shop Ill-fitting hoodie ($12) by Hanes, amazon.com
Shop Sport sunglasses ($20) by Duduma, amazon.com
Omarosa Manigault
Omarosa has had a year, hasn't she? From the White House to Celebrity Big Brother to releasing a book to dropping hidden tapes of the Trump administration. The Devil works hard, but Omarosa is the one giving him direction. For this flawless Omarosa get-up, all you need is a pack of tapes. Just hand them out to people. It's a subtle play, but hey. If you want to put it over the top, you could (gulp) also buy her book?
Shop 7-pack of cassette tapes ($10) by Maxwell, amazon.com
Shop Unhinged ($17), amazon.com
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