Pa. State Police looking for woman accused of smearing poop on 500 feet of carpet

Troopers are searching for a woman who defecated herself in a Lehigh County store, and then spread it over 500 feet of carpet.

Pennsylvania State Police at the Fogelsville barracks said Sunday afternoon the woman visited the stores at 7567 Chestnut Street in Upper Milford Township. The location includes the Zionsville Antique Mall and a pizzeria.

The woman -- described as about 6 feet tall with gray shoulder length hair, a blue jacket and pink purse -- defecated herself, troopers said.

A road-rage defecation explanation: 'I couldn't control my bowels. And he was right there.'

The 69-year-old New Tripoli man accused of pooping on another driver says he has irritable bowel syndrome and the stress of a roadside confrontation made him lose control.

Then the woman walked around the store, causing damage to about 500 feet of carpet, state police said.

The woman left the business in a red Honda Accord.

Anyone with information is asked to call state police at the Fogelsville barracks at 610-395-1438.

A message left with the antique mall was not immediately returned.

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