Ever think, I wonder what literally everything Starbucks has to offer in one drink would taste like? One curious human had that thought and created a secret drink that is being referred to as "baby vomit." Aren’t you excited?
Posted to Reddit by Starbucks barista Miyomei, here it is:
Another barista, Dart51984, commented on the thread and said "this is the recipe for baby vomit." And just like that, a secret Starbucks drink was born.
Miyomei also confirmed that yes, the drink does smell just like vomit. Fun! I feel like as a society we have crossed a very fine line. Secret drinks are all fun and games until they look and smell like BABY VOMIT.
Now that you’re probably really excited to try it, here’s exactly how to order it:
- 1 pump sugar free Vanilla
- 1 pump sugar free Cinnamon Dolce
- 1 pump Pumpkin Spice
- 2 pumps sugar free Hazelnut
- 1 pump sugar free Mocha
- 1 pump sugar free Caramel Syrup
- Coconut Milk
- 6 scoops Matcha powder
- Mocha Drizzle
- Light Vanilla powder
- Light Caramel drizzle
- Light Cinnamon powder
- Light Nutmeg powder
- Add salt topping
- Add whip
- Light ice
- Pumpkin topping
As Foodbeast points out, there’s a different Reddit thread where baristas talk about the things they’d really love for you to know before ordering a secret menu drink. So, if you’re going to order this or any secret menu item, please do keep this in mind:
1. Be patient and mindful during busy hours.
"I wouldn’t mind it if it didn’t seem like secret menu stuff was only ordered during busy times." - SpazzBro.
2. You’re going to get charged for extra ingredients.
"I will make anything you want, I don’t care, as long as you bring in the recipe and don’t get angry about any extra fees." -Just_moira.
3. Bring the recipe for the secret drink.
"The people that order them are what make the drinks themselves annoying. Recipe, fine. When people act like it’s a thing for us, fuck off." - PartTimeDuneWizard.
4. And if you don’t know the recipe, don’t get mad if your barista has no idea what the drink is.
"Only frustrating when people get mad when we don’t know what’s in it. Nobody actually minds, as long as you have the recipe. My main policy is if we don’t have a button for it in the special section, and you don’t have a recipe, I’m not getting my phone out to google whatever $8 frap you want." - MeggersJaggers.
Man, we really are so annoying with our secret Starbucks drinks.
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