First I totally love "VAMPIRE DIARIES"! ...OMG!!
I have never gotten so entrenched in a horror or vampire series like this one ever before in my life! ...and it is so realistic! ...I mean it makes you question yourself as to whether such a thing can really happen or maybe actually exists! I just started watching the series on Netflix and am halfway through Season 2.
Well, just setting a little groundwork and thought pattern for my topic at hand.
There have been some really strange, confusing and very mysterious goings on related to Joe Biden and the Biden campaign that are cause for some very serious concern, and I want to meticulously go over each one as I have noticed them.
STAYING HIDDEN DURING THE DAY
There has been a series of days that Mr Joe has refused to come out of the basement during sunlight. Like once the sun rises, he is no where to be found. OK, I will admit that one obvious sign, in and of itself, shouldn't be reason to panic ...right?
...BUT WAIT! ...what if he has actually lost his ring? I mean in Vampire Diaries, the only way a Vampire can go out into direct sunlight without burning up alive is when they have on a special ring ...one that has a unique and powerful spell attached to it by a witch to protect them.
So what if Mr Joe has lost his magic ring and has to stay in the dark until another one is obtained from an honest to god, real witch? And of course Ms Hillery is the first one that would come to mind by just about anyone to provide such a thing and bail Mr Joe out of hot water when he needs it right now the most!
WHERE ARE VAMPIRE COFFINS NORMALLY FOUND?
You guessed it!! ...in basements! ...and where is Mr Joe hanging out 90% of the time? ...OMG! ...GAG members! ...you are the most brilliant of any on all of social media today!
...YES! ...in his basement! ...coincidence you say? ...but wait! ...I mean how many coincidences can we have? ...and we're just getting started!
NON-TRIGGERING SOFTBALL QUESTIONS
OK, seriously I think the media is privy to what is going on here. Like why do they only ask Mr Joe softball questions like ..."How is your family doing" and "Tell us once again in detail all the reasons why you hate Donald Trump".
They know if they throw any really serious triggering questions at him like they do with Donald Trump on a daily basis that ...WHAMMO! ...in a fraction of a split second, like THE FLASH HIMSELF, Mr Joe could turn and be on top of them sucking them dry of every last drop of blood without even realizing what he is doing! ...OMG! ...NO, they are definitely handling this the right way, it's not worth the risk to take a chance like that, playing it safe is the best game plan at a time like this where real danger could be looming!
WHAT POSSIBLE CONNECTION COULD THE UKRAINE HAVE IN ALL THIS?
So glad you asked! ...I don't think ANYONE BUT ME has put 2 and 2 together on this one! ...just think about it ...Transylvania, which everyone knows is vampire headquarters, is in central Romania, and guess what? ...Romania is on the border of the Ukraine ...YES! ...so it is not a stretch to believe that the vampires are thick and heavy into Ukraine and Ukrainian politics as well.
Why was Mr Joe over there so many times getting his son set up to receive millions of dollars for doing nothing? ...is it possible he is in cahoots with the vampires running the illegal businesses that he got his son signed up with in the Ukraine as well, who also agreed to scratch his back by helping him with his #1 goal of ridding the world of Mr orange man, Trump?
...so it's just one more little coincidence after the other! ...there is just too much funny business going on here to not have some sort of central theme to tie them all together ...you think? ...OK, then stay with me as we examine this further!
SKINNY DIPPING ANYONE?
OK, so everyone that knows me knows that I am a nudist and I love going to nudist beaches, resorts and clothing optional events like pool parties, etc. They also know that I won't do it anywhere that it is not wanted, only at events around others of like mind, as it should be, right? ...but alas! ...I have not been turned and since watching The Vampire Diaries, I am highly cautious about such a thing happening right now!
As recently as 2014 Mr Joe has been observed swimming nude in his swimming pools at more than one of his mansions in full view of both male and female Secret Service Agents who made it clear that they did not want to see such a thing, thus to their horrified chagrin.
Now, if you know anything at all about Vampirism, you know that it forces you into a highly sexualized state of being much beyond your own natural self will.
So, as you can see, the pattern and puzzle pieces are becoming clearer by the minute, public exhibitionism, sniffing of young girls hair, it is all starting to make complete sense now! And you can't blame poor old Mr Joe for this, he may have been turned much earlier than any of us even thought possible!
BUT I THOUGHT VAMPIRES DIDN'T AGE?
Right, but what if Mr Joe hasn't always been a vampire, what if he has just been recently turned, like within the last 10 years, or so? Now he will stay this age forever or until some dastardly evil Vampire Republican Never Trumper drives a stake through his heart - god forbid, and then tries to blame it on Trump as they did with the Fake Russian Collusion Conspiracy!
NOW, THIS MEMORY THING EVERYONE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT
OK, we know from watching Vampire Diaries that a more established and more powerful Vampire can take away the memory of a weaker Vampire, or mortal, called "Mind Compulsion".
So now we find that Mr Joe, every time he is able to sneak away from his lair and travel anywhere with his ring on, obviously, has no idea where he even is ...this is not a joke!
DOZENS OF TIMES he thought he was in a different state or city than what he really was ...could this again be the work of a dastardly Republican Vampire who is using this Mind Compulsion technique on Mr Joe so as to fool the voters into thinking that he is going senile from dementia? ...is anyone else seeing the pattern here though, and why I am so concerned?
RAISING TAXES AND BLOOD SUCKING
How is this related to my premise? Simple ...vampires are known human blood suckers ...am I right?
So what is dramatically raising taxes, as Mr Joe has promised and guaranteed to us that he will do, got to do with this?
Everyone knows that raising taxes reduces money to the government because it slows business and reduces growth so fewer taxes are actually collected ...that is Business Economics 101. And as my grand father once told me, it is a fact that even the Democrat past President, John F Kennedy, insinuated this is a "No Brainer".
So why would anyone want to suck the blood out of the economy by raising everyone's taxes?
I am thinking it is another trick being pulled on us by one of the real Blood Sucking Never Trumper Republican Vampires trying to sabotage Mr Joe's Campaign to cause him to look like the Blood Sucking Vampire that they are subliminally turning him into more and more each day ...not so Trump will win, because they don't want that, but so they can blame it on Trump!
...this is awful and a serious case of ELDER ABUSE!..I mean we will all loose if Mr Joe gets elected and this should really happen!
AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE SNIFFING THE HAIR THING
Mr Joe is famous for sniffing the hair of young girls. So what is that all about? ...another great question GAGers! ...now we all know that the first choice of all Vampires is getting their fangs into the necks and carotid arteries of young virgin girls and by sniffing they have the ability to determine if they are virgin, or not, before they bite...yes, it's that simple for them with their special vamp powers!
The puzzle pieces are just way too overwhelming to not be able to match them up here and put them together ...you know I'm right!
SO, AS REALITY SETS IN, WE KNOW THAT VERVAIN MAY BE MR JOE'S LAST AND ONLY HOPE!
Somehow we need to get to Mr Joe's campaign officials and get them to test everyone that comes near Mr Joe ...NO! ...not for Covid, but with Vervain to see if there are spies in his campaign that will then run away in terror, proving that they are among the Republican Vampire Cult as the culprits that have "turned" Mr Joe, and are now trying to damage his run for the presidency. Yes, I have watched enough episodes now to realize the danger that could befall all of us if this tragic Mind Compulsion is allowed to continue unabated!
IN CONCLUSION - NEVER LOOSE HOPE!
No, I think there are far too many signs and too much coincidental evidence that things are just not what they appear to be!
My advice is to watch your back because who knows who could be their next victim in this unfortunate set of circumstances. YES, there is definitely more to this Vampire thing than what meets the eye, or sniffs the hair! ...I mean voters may be next!
REMEMBER - IF YOU ARE A DEMOCRAT YOU COULD BE IN THE HIGH RISK CATEGORY, THERE IS JUST NO TELLING WHAT THOSE WILEY RASCAL REPUBLICANS ARE CAPABLE OF - ESPECIALLY THOSE "NEVER TRUMPERS" BECAUSE THEY WILL USE EVERYONE ON BOTH SIDES FOR THEIR OWN NEFARIOUS PURPOSES.
ALWAYS HAVE YOUR BACK TO THE WALL - BE SAFE AND TRAVEL WITH CAUTION - YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU COULD BE THEIR NEXT VICTIM LIKE POOR OLD MR JOE HAS MOST LIKELY BEEN TURNED INTO NOW WITH ALL THIS OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE!!
Get some Vervain and put it in a small heart locket necklace for your own protection, wear it around your neck, and don't go anywhere without it! ...THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN!!
...and remember the lessons learned in "Vampire Diaries"!
...I want everyone to get home safely and be free from the danger that is lurking in the shadows all around us, so whatever you do, stay in the sunlight, and stay away from anyone with a vampire ring on! ...I LOVE YOU!
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