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GILES COREN

Can’t sleep? Then give the snoring kids a haircut

If you’re anxious and wide awake do something useful, like fly-tipping that mountain of unused loo-roll and flour

The Times

Two-thirds of people have reported losing sleep as a result of the coronavirus epidemic, according to research published by King’s College London.

What, still? You big jessies. Nightmares about zombies in medical masks, is it? Sweating over the fallout from your aberrational vote for Boris Johnson and thinking this is all your fault? Or maybe you’re anxious about having to go back to the office and earn a living again? Or are you stressed about what to wear at the school gates after all this time off? (Should you be rocking reimagined wardrobe standards in the name of austerity chic or brand new Net-a-Porter to show your support for economic renewal?) Or is it just that you coughed once, three days ago, and think you’re