John Adams Was a Whiny Little Twerp.
John Adams was this country's second shortest President and by far it's smallest. He was as bitter as he was tiny. Kind of like those yellow candies that come in those white boxes...what are those called? Lemon Heads? Yes. They were Lemon Heads. And they were much better than John Adams. I wish we could have voted them for President instead of stupid Adams. I didn't like Quincy much either.